But ends up just showing us everything. Whoops.
Nipples have featured in a lot of our stories lately - they're getting hard to keep track of. With the recent influx of sideboob-gals-about-town (a trend we'll definitely NOT be joining in with), Abbey Clancy is the latest lady to try her hand at the look.
Look, she even turned away from the cameras and FACED THE WALL so they could get a good shot of her sideboob. That's dedication.
But alas for poor Abbey, the sideboob was not all she put on display, as when she turned around even more, we just saw the whole thing - which kind of takes away any air of mystery she may have had wafting around her before.
Never heard of tit-tape, love?
Kristen Stewart's sideboob in Cannes
Miley Cyrus goes for all kinds of sideboob in gaping white jacket
Abbey Clancy's wedding dress - yay or nay?(she gets her frickin' nip out here too...)