For real this time. With Katy Perry as their bridesmaid. Apparently.
Bearing in mind that Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart are yet to officially confirm that they are even going out, it was a bit of a surprise to hear reports that the lovebirds are supposedly about to GET MARRIED! If that wasn't enough to have you on the floor, rolling about in shock, the nuptials are apparently going to take place THIS AUTUMN.
Someone hand us a chocolate biscuit. We're gonna need it.
Everyone knows that Rob and Kristen are rather private about their off-screen lovefest, so it has naturally fallen to several of their blabbermouth "friends" to spill the details about their supposed wedding plans to OK! magazine.
Rob supposedly kicked the whole shebang into gear when he bought Kristen a massive rock earlier this year.
"It's a beautiful emerald ring," the source said. "He's a real romantic and loves to take an opportunity to remind her that she's the one. He gave her a ring because he adores her and wants to marry her."
Having already had a practice run up the aisle for their roles in Breaking Dawn Part 1, we didn't think it could get much more perfect. It sounds like the whole forest full of vampires thing wasn't quite Robsten's cup of tea though, and apparently they've got something a bit different in mind for the real-life ceremony.
"To them, the Twilight wedding was cheesy. They want their wedding to be much more authentic, with soul."
So much "soul" that Rob's apparently even planned a wedding breakfast of...burgers. Classy as that may be, it sounds like he might've been spending more time thinking about the soppier aspects of the celebrations.
"It's important for him that music be a big part of the wedding. He's writing a song for her and plans to perform it on the vintage Fender guitar she bought him for Christmas last year," the pal added.
If that wasn't enough, these mysterious sources reckon that along with an all-star guestlist featuring Rob's BFF Tom Sturridge and partner Sienna Miller, Kristen's Snow White and The Huntsman co-star Charlize Theron, Taylor Lautner, Ashley Greene and the rest of the Twilight crew, one of their bridesmaids will allegedly be none other than Katy Perry.
To be honest, that seems a little like it's verging into the kingdom of utterly bonkers to us, but you never know, perhaps Rob will also gallop down the aisle on a unicorn while Kristen descends from a cloud of cotton candy in a hot air balloon driven by a flock of swans. Probably not though.
But what do you think of all this? Do you think Rob and Kristen might be planning a secret wedding or do you think we might need to take this all with a rather large tablespoon of salt?
Comments below please!
P.S. If this does all happen we will happily eat our veil and maybe even one of Rob's baseball caps for good measure.