Clear the shelves of Hemingway, Dostoyevsky & even Shakespeare, Louis William Tomlinson is here.
Louis Tomlinson is an intense being. In fact when he’s not prancing about the stage with the rest of One Direction, he’s hunched over a table in a dark room, quill in one hand, whisky in the other, penning his memoirs.
These include some murky times, like when he got stopped by the police while filming WMYB, and the day he held a Chlamydia koala.
But are the public really ready to read such tales? Let’s hope so Scapers, because Louis recently revealed that he’s like to write a novel.
“That’s kind of been like a little aspiration of mine,” he told a Vancouver radio station.
“Ever since I was younger I always – ironically I don’t even read that much, but I’ve always found autobiographies really interesting so thought it would be amazing to write my own one day.”
Can you have a chapter dedicated to when you got stung by a sea urchin at the X Factor Judges’ Houses stage, please Lou?