Grab a cuppa and let’s go meet Liam in his shed...
Liam Payne suits the role of a father very well and not just because he’s the most sensible man alive and can protect all from the perils of the world. He also has it in him to tell very, very crap stories, just like what your dad does.
During an interview with 106.1 KISS FM, the One Direction dad revealed this piece of UTTER INSANITY that happened when his mate came to visit on tour. Hold onto your hats Scapers, things are about to get wild.
“I tell you what I got confused with the other day, my mate came over for the first time ever to America and he had some rubbish in his hand.” Crikey, go on...
“And rubbish is obviously trash over here and trash is bin in England.”
Are you on the edge of your seats? We’ve fallen off ours’.
“So he’s like ‘Excuse me can I put this in the bin?’ and she was like ‘Bin? Bin?’ and he was in the shop like ‘Yeah bin,’ ‘cause he didn’t really know what was going on.”
Yes sometimes it’s easy to lose touch of reality when things are going this crazy.
“He was so scared he got in his taxi and ‘cause you can turn right at a red light he was like, ‘What is this taxi driver doing?’ He’d never been before!”
We’re lost for words. Let’s watch this instead.
Love ya Liam.