Dear lord Niall, run for cover.
However, in a strange turn of events, it seems that Directioners have now started throwing other things at the lads, according to Niall Horan, who lived to tell the tale.
Niall explained to MTV about the new items that are flying in their direction:
‘They’ve kind of toned [the bra throwing] down a little bit. It was worse. Now it’s iPhone and keys, which are kind of dangerous.’
Niall, we have to agree, that is kind of dangerous.
It also poses a few problems, some of which we’re going to explain to you right now.
You see, if you throw your phone up on to the stage (obviously in the hope that one of the lads will pick it up and type in their number and address) then there is a chance that you may not get it back.
If you then decide to chuck your keys up there as well (baring in mind that we loose our keys in the bottom of our handbags) then there’s a very good chance they’re going to be lost as well.
Therefore you will have no phone, to call someone to come and rescue you from your major predicament and no keys to let yourself in with when you get home.
We’re sure you’ve already thought about and considered all these things before lobbing your items into Niall’s face, but we wanted to highlight them, just to make sure.