Fingers crossed for a pant by pant description of One Direction in their undercrackers
Not content with topping the charts and doing amazing swan dives on live telly, it's just been announced that next up Cheryl Cole will be trying her hand at being an author and is all set to release her autobiography later on this year.
There aren't too many details about what Chezza will be jotting down just yet but alongside her singing career, divorce from Ashley Cole and how on earth she gets her hair so bouncy, we've got a few ideas of things we think she should consider including.
First up has to be an inside account of what it's like to be Will.I.Am. To be honest, we often find ourselves wondering what it would be like both to have picked apples on horseback with Michael Jackson and to dress like a spaceman on a day to day basis, so any inside info on what it's like to be one of his pals would be a pretty great opening chapter.
A few tips on how to recreate the infamous swan dive she did on The Voice wouldn't go amiss either. We've been trying it out in the office, but bellyflopping on a swivel chair doesn't quite cut it in our Sugarscape dance offs, so if Cheryl could maybe sort some kind of illustrated instructional chapter, we'd be very grateful.
Then of course there is the thing we really want to hear from Chezza; a nice, inch by inch description of what One Direction actually looked/smelled/felt like that time she bumped into them in the X Factor corridor and they were wearing nothing but their pants.
But what do you want to see in the book? Comments below please!