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“Being a personal assistant, part of my job is to arrange trips for my boss. Which would be the perfect location for the both of us?”
Liam: I’m quite partial to weekends away at Centre Parcs. The badminton facilities are excellent and the kids just love the crazy swimming pool features.
Zayn: Babe, I’m the Bradford Bad Boi™. I’ll take you cruising round the streets of B’ford then we’ll go back to mine and watch a DVD or summat. For two weeks.
Niall: I know a great place that has a swimming pool you can bomb in and drink super manly cocktails. You’ll love it.
Harry: A nudist beach.
Louis: Club Tropicana, drinks are free, Fun and sunshine - there's enough for everyone. All that's missing is the sea, But don't worry, you can suntan!
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