Life is so hard when you’re J-J-Jessie J.
Do you ever get it when you’re at your mate’s house and you really need a pee so you go, but then realise that their mum can hear you and it’s just the most embarrassing thing ever? No? Us neither… ahem.
Anyway, let’s all spare a thought for Jessie J, who gets in a right strop when she goes to the toilet and people listen to her pee. Fair enough.
“It is funny when you walk into a toilet and you hear people say: ‘Oh, it’s Jessie J.’
“They watch me and they can hear me, and that’s not going to help me relax,” she told The Daily Star.
“I mean literally every time I go to the toilet, it happens. It’s like: ‘Hello, you there, just washing your hands, I’m a normal person and I need to wee.’
“It ruins everything. It’s so awkward.”
Jessie we feel for you, so have a few suggestions: How about putting some tissue down to you pee directly onto that and the sound is absorbed? Or maybe singing while you widdle? Or if you’re feeling brave you could flush the toilet and wee onto that.
We’re glad to be of service.