She’ll be using that old blonde wig as disguise…
However this is no ordinary stalker, in true horror film form, the person prowling him is a hot girl who just happens to be Miley Cyrus.
Mils has a few lessons to learn about the art of following someone around, rule number one being ‘Do it on the down low.’ She only went and bloody tweeted her antics on Friday night.
Rumour has it that since then Miley has become more subtle and has dusted off her Hannah Montana wig and put the tassels back on in order to follow him around more covertly. The only problem is that she keeps letting her sideboob out which gives her away. Always the bloody sideboob.
The above paragraph may not be true.