Let's talk about the more serious questions
After recently making Olympic history by winning his 19th medal, Michael Phelps has been spending a lot of time on our tellyboxes, in the papers, and generally just everywhere we look.
While his athletic prowess is certainly not to be argued with, there is one mystifying question that has had the Sugarscape office pretty stumped over the past few days; Do we fancy him?
Admittedly, it's hard to fancy anyone when they're wearing a swimming-cap and goggles, so we've taken the liberty to make sure the pics we're using for analysis are all wet and topless - and swimming-stuff free.
Just to be fair.
Here's some Phelps trivia for you while you ponder the situation; He's got size 14 feet and double-jointed ankles, which means he can waggle them about like actual flippers while he's in the water. Handy.
Speaing of hands, his arm-span is 6'7", 3" more than his height, which means he basically has giant paddles on either side of him, propelling him through the pool.
So he's essentially a fish-man.
COULD YOU LOVE A FISH-MAN?
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