That wailing sound you can hear is Niall…
Like every teenager in the history of the world, One Direction are prone to spot breakouts. It sucks, but that’s life, init.
Unfortunately the boys can’t just moan and get that weird satisfaction of squeezing them in front of the bathroom mirror, as they have to fend them off with massive vegetable juice drinks, and apparently they’re not happy. Quelle shockuer.
"The make-up they constantly wear on stage affects their skin - Harry in particular is prone to terrible spots,” a source told The Daily Star.
"The way their management is coping with this is to give the boys three big vegetable drinks a day which are full of vitamins.
"The lads are already sick of their health drinks but they know they have to have them."
Or perhaps sick of the farts they’re making Niall Horan do?
Before you worry about the boys wasting away and turning into aubergines, fear not, they’re still getting their junk food fix.
"When they're rehearsing for hours on end the boys almost always have takeaway pizza and Harry is a sucker for Chinese takeaways.
"The boys have agreed to have their smoothies to help with the spots, but they won't be giving up fast food."
WELL THANK THE GOD OF ALL THAT IS GOOD AND PURE.
Now we really want a pizza. And a Chinese. Oh god we want a Chinese on top of a pizza. Someone sort this out, yeah?