A story of love, acceptance and rejection…
Despite the fact that Liam Payne, Zayn Malik and Louis Tomlinson have girlfriends; Harry Styles is dating the entire female population, and Niall Horan showers in *ahem*, the boys still contemplate who in the band they would most like to date.
Elle Girl Japan asked One Direction who their choices would be and here’s what happened:
Harry: "If I was a girl I would date… Probably Liam. ‘Cause I think he’s…”
“He’s a solid choice,” jumped in Louis, doing that thing when you overcompensate the fact that you’re dying inside by pretending you’re cool with it. We’ve all been there.
Still in a state of shock and rejection, Louis could not give an answer. “I think I… Hmmm. Come back to me.”
Thankfully Niall stepped in to save the day. “I’d date Louis,” he said. What a champ.
“I think I might date Niall,” replied Luigi, his self esteem lifting. “I was gonna say you, Niall.” (Yeah, sure you were.)
“I’d like to go to a theme park with you on our first date,” said Niall dreamily.
“I reckon we’d have a good laugh,” responded Louis, remembering the time he rode on the carousel with Harry.
Probably inspired by the idea of sassy theme park fun, Liam contributed: “I think I’d date Louis as well. If I was a girl, that is, I’d date Louis.”
“I’m gonna be a busy boy,” said Louis, pondering whether a Captain Sensible / Sassy One combo could be the way forward. A Captain Sassible perhaps?
It was then Zayn’s turn to reveal his 1D lover. Unfortunately the boys had been so busy picking up the pieces from Hazza’s massive rejection; they’d forgot to pay the Malik any attention.
“Well I’d date none of you, ‘cause none of you picked me.”
It’s probably because you can’t swim, Zayn.