It sounds... horrendous
As if The Only Way Is Essex, Geordie Shore, Made In Chelsea, Desperate Scousewives and all those other 'reality' TV shows set in various crazy corners of the UK weren't quite enough to showcase the dramas of British life, MTV are about to run six part series The Valleys, about life in South Wales.
Here's what the press release says;
"From Rhymney to Tonyrefail and Tredegar, stuck in humdrum and unexciting jobs, these kids have big career ambitions beyond Wales. Brand new show The Valleys will pluck them from obscurity and thrust them into the limelight where they will live in a house kitted out with a cutch-hut and cameras, to see if they succeed amidst the hustle and bustle of Cardiff city."
Now, we have a writer from Cardiff on Sugarscape, and have been assured that although Cardiff is pretty full of Hustle, the Bustle is few and far between, so the ten Welsh wonders will probably be ok.
But where's the fun in that?
There's no trailer yet, so here's Goldie Lookin' Chain singing The Fresh Prince of Cwmbran instead.
The show runs exclusivelyon MTV from September - will you be tuning in, butt?
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