That may be a slightly sensationalist headline.
We’re not sure what’s wrong with Niall Horan, maybe he’s missing his girly cocktails and bombing in pools, or perhaps his peri-peri levels are low; but the boy is falling apart at the seams.
On Thursday Nialler was out with JLS’ Marvin Humes playing a round of golf when he suffered a major wardrobe malfunction.
Oh Hozmeister, you’re no fool; just a pervert who thinks it’s OK to walk around golf courses with your willy out. (Yes, that’s definitely what happened.)
Split trousers wasn’t the only crisis of the day, later the One Direction hottie discovered that his hair had done that thing when it grows and you need to cut it.
Unfortunately though Lou Teasdale replied saying she’s not in London until Sunday. OH GOD WHAT WILL NIALL DO?
Will he become recluse because he can’t leave the house due to overgrown hair impairing his vision and the fact his willy keeps hanging out? Or suddenly seem unrecognisable to himself, his bandmates and fans? Whatever happens Scapers, know that we are in a massive state of emergency.