Star confesses to peeing in the garden...

Oh, Ashton. We thought you were seriously hot and were insanely jealous of your old maid of a wife Demi Moore there for a while - until news of your disgusting toilet habit came to light...

That's right, actor Ashton Kutcher has a gross secret which he seems happy to share: "I pee outside, outside my house, in my yard." But why we hear you cry? "I just feel like I'm connecting with nature," he says. "I bond and feel like a caveman - man, tents, cave, pee, bush."

Erm, well OK. So when does Ashton feel the need to relieve himself in the garden?

"I usually start the day off taking the dogs out. When they go, I go." Ewww.