Or a cup of tea. And maybe a good luck charm or seven?
We're feeling really sorry for Kelly Osbourne at the moment. If we were ACTUALLY her friends, this is when we'd start looking uncomfortably at the floor and patting her on the arm nervously. Because honestly, what do you say to somebody whose boyfriend has morphed into Ashley Cole, and whose dog then proceeded to keel over and kick the bucket?
Kelly tweeted earlier this week: "My life just could not get any worse right now. I come home to find my dog Woody is dead."
Poor Kellz. Tea really is the only option. We recommend that she has a bathtub of it. And maybe a nap.
Fingers crossed Ozzie, Shazza and Jack are on hand for some hugs.
Do you feel bad for Kelly? Comments below please!