It’s Nathan Bitch.
The Wanted, diplomatic folk that they are, have never held back when it comes to talking about celebrities who wind them up, and it’s pretty awesome.
We all heard the story of Britney Spears’ bodyguards making Siva Kaneswaran face a wall as she walked past, and now Tom Parker has spoken about the time he met her. Apparently she was erring on the side of, um, dull.
“Britney’s beautiful and a nice girl, but when we met her, I expected her to have more of a personality," he told Top of the Pops.
"I feel sorry for her cos she’s had a lot of stress in the last five years, and she’s done so much from a young age.”
But could bandmate Nathan Sykes end up going down the Britney road? He does strike us as the time to go out with no underwear and shave his head.
“I guess it’s the same with Nathan. He started young and I’m sure in ten years, if we’re still going, he’s going to be like, ‘When is this going to end?’”
In fact we’re worrying that the transformation could happen sooner rather than later...
Nice boobies, Nath.