Former lovers could go down under together
Rihanna and Chris Brown could be set to reunite on stage in Australia, if musical reports are to be believed. The ex-lovers (or, to use media-type speak, 'former flames' - would you ever say that in real life? Out loud? No. We digress...) are rumoured to be getting together for Supafest in Brisbane.
A gossipy so'n'so has spoken to Aussie newspaper NewsAU and said the collaboration is a "definite possibility." Which makes no sense.
Surely everything is a possibilty?
If the two were to get back together on stage, they'd probably be singing the extended version of Rihanna's Birthday Cake, and Chris Brown's Turn Up The Music.
Both good songs, both annoy us as we feel like we shouldn't like things with a woman-beater's voice on them.