They're all so wise
One Direction were in town last week to talk about Mario Kart 7 (out now on the Nintendo 3DS fact fans!). While we mainly wanted to ask them about all their exotic travels and Valentine's Day experiences, we are, of course, professional journalists at the top of our game, so did actually talk to them about Mario.
Ooh, we were also curious to know about seating arrangements when they travel, like who sits next to who etc, but turns out they always travel in fancy pod/cubicle things in first class so have no idea of the nightmare seating plans that come with being a commoner like the rest of us.
Louis Tomlinson; a banana-chucking promotional dreamboat.