May as well whack a few more out and you’ve got yourself a #1 album there, Swifty.
We all know Taylor Swift is a fast mover *cough 13 boyfriends in 3 years cough*, but when it comes to song writing, her speed is something to be marvelled at. No really, Usain Bolt would struggle to keep up with the speed of her pencil.
Apparently the newly single lady has already penned 5 songs about her breakup with Harry Styles, despite it only happening a week ago. Nearly one a day ain’t bad. There must be a lot of angst going on in that serene blonde head of hers.
Twitter went into a frenzy when she tweeted a few days ago that she was ‘Back in the studio. Uh-oh...’, so it sounds like we were right to be freaking out and running round our bedroom frantically screaming OMGANIHATEHARRYSTYLESSONG.
A sneaky source told The Sun that the song writing is just a form of therapy for Taylor every time she goes through a breakup. ‘Taylor writes music in the same way that other women chat to their friends on the phone. It’s been how she deals with her emotions for most of her life.’
Ahh, now we understand, our equivalent is ice cream.
They also revealed that Swizzle has taken the separation from Hazz quite badly, ‘Harry and Taylor only dated for a short time but there were very strong feelings, so it’s been a tough comedown.’ AWH :’( We feel your pain sister, we’d probably chuck ourselves out of a window.
‘Lyrics have been written, but Taylor hasn’t come close to deciding whether she’ll ever release them. A song about it will surface at some point but it won’t be anything like the way she had a dig at her other ex John Mayer in one of her other tracks.’
So it looks like we might have to wait a bit longer for ‘Horizontally Striped’ the album, featuring hit tracks such as ‘Dear Anne’, and number one single ‘Speak Now. No Really, Our Break Up Has Already Lasted 97 Minutes Because You Speak So Bloody Slowly’. So you should probably just go and read our Sugarscape version of the potential lyrics instead.
Would you like to hear these songs that Taylor’s apparently written about Hazzah?