May the Directioner force be with you


Right, so there’s this band called One Direction, we’re not sure if you know much about them or have even heard of them, but they seem to be pretty big. We’re not sure why.

Anyway, on Thursday the boys, Harry Styles, Zayn Malik, Liam Payne, Niall Horan and Louis Tomlinson announced that they have a new single coming out called Live While We’re Young and was due to go on iTunes at midnight.

By Friday the single, which no one has even heard yet was number one in 40 countries around the world including UK, New Zealand, Australia, Italy, Spain, France, Singapore, Brazil and Mexico.

WHUUUUUUUUTTTTTT? Nice one boys. Directioners, you’re insane, we love it.

Now seeing as no one’s heard the actual song let’s all guess how it goes.

We reckon: “Ooohhh yeeeaaahhh live while we’re young,

This is another song that’ll go to number one.

If it doesn’t sell big we’ll be mighty p*ssed,

Well maybe just Louis who while come round and sass in your face.”

We struggle with rhyme schemes.

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