It hurts our souls
In some kind of desperate attempt to stay relevant asides from flashing her vadge every time she gets out of a taxi, Paris Hilton is releasing new music.
DEAR GOD. Scroll down to listen to it if you're feeling brave.
She's teamed up with David Guetta and Flo Rida for her new single Louder - which, in theroy should be a receipe for success, but instead sounds more like a chipmunk has taken acid, climbed into a computer and tried to cover Journey's Don't Stop Believin', fifty years in the future.
If this is what the future sounds like, we want out. Now.
Katie Price on her debut solo album... cover your ears